Rangers Manager Tests Positive for Cocaine

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/news/story?id=5003261

Can you blame him? The guy’s nearly 58 and travels all over the country to manage a mediocre baseball team for at least 162 games.   You sit and/or half-stand in the dugout for hours, must be alert and analytical at all times, and then be ready for a media interrogation.  I think that’s the rough plot of Saw VII.

Think all of the diversions fans have that managers don’t: the wave, beach balls, beer, waiting in lines, signing up for credit cards,  and watching girls eat soft-serve ice cream.

I think this guy is screwed this season.  His assistant managers will be carrying him Weekend at Bernie’s style onto the field to argue calls.

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